I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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