Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My penis needs a shock collar
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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