ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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