Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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