My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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