Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
