Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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