if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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