I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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