So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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