Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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