Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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