jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just ate a handful of salt
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