Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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