i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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