its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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