you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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