i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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