Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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