Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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