he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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