Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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