Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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