just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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