had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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