nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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