i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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