Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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