just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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