just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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