thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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