i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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