whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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