great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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