i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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