Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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