He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The air was thick with penises
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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