i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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