I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I need water and some morals
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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