awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
