Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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