some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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