can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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