so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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