I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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