no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I understand Curling. That high.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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