i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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