Already got asked if we're dating
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
only if we run a train.
done.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was like giving head to a cactus.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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