i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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