yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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