She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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